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Father's Day Countdown: Cinema's 10 Moistest Dads - #7

Here at Wordcream Industries, we believe there is only one perfect Father's Day gift, and giving anything else should get you disowned immediately.

That gift, of course, is our signature Moist Dad Squad T-Shirt, currently 10% off until Father's Day with discount code MOISTDAD.

To honor the occasion, we're counting down the 10 Moistest Dads in Cinema History every day until then. You can see previous entries here:

#10   #9   #8

#7 - Splinter

As seen in: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

What makes him Moist: There's just no way he's not constantly moist with New York City sewer chowder.

What makes him A Dad: He may not be a father, per se, but Wordcream Industries makes no value judgment; As shown in these films, he's a great dad, teaching martial arts and unhealthy eating habits to his surrogate sons, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael.

Why he falls short of being the Moistest Dad: He is not such a great dad, however to his four bastard half-rat, half-turtle love children from a past affair, who only appear in the comics: Botticelli, Caravaggio, Dogs Playing Poker, and Thomas Kinkade The Painter of Light. Fans know what I'm talking about.

Keep following this space to see where the countdown ends up, and comment below to tell us your favorite moist dad movies! #7 tomorrow!


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