Here at Wordcream Industries, we believe there is only one perfect Father's Day gift, and giving anything else should get you disowned immediately.
That gift, of course, is our signature Moist Dad Squad T-Shirt, currently 10% off until Father's Day with discount code MOISTDAD.
To honor the occasion, we're counting down the 10 Moistest Dads in Cinema History every day until then. You can see previous entries here:
#5 - President Koopa
As seen in: Super Mario Bros.
What makes him Moist: If you shoot him with the right kind of laser gun, you find out that he is made of green toilet moisture:
What makes him A Dad: If we're judging quantity over quality, Bowser is ahead of the pack with 8 known children:
Each of these kids is a successful villain in his or her own right, from dumb one to circus one to Beethoven one to girl one. This can be considered proof that Koopa has taken his responsibility to the next generation seriously.
Why he falls short of being the Moistest Dad: At this point in the list, every entry is a profoundly moist dad. With his amphibious physiology, and 8 prides and joys, King Koopa has nothing to be ashamed of. As you'll see in the coming days, each of the next couple of moist dads have just a teeny tiny edge over the one before.
Keep following this space to see where the countdown ends up, and comment below to tell us your favorite moist dad movies! #4 tomorrow!