Here at Wordcream Industries, we believe there is only one perfect Father's Day gift, and giving anything else should get you disowned immediately.
That gift, of course, is our signature Moist Dad Squad T-Shirt, currently 10% off until Father's Day with discount code MOISTDAD.
To honor the occasion, we're counting down the 10 Moistest Dads in Cinema History every day until then. You can see previous entries here:
#4 - Martin Brody
As seen in: Jaws, Jaws 2
What makes him Moist: His quest to vanquish the great white shark that's been terrorizing Amity Island puts him in contact with the salty spray of New England summer, climaxing as he snipes an oxygen tank in the beast's mouth while clinging to the mast of a sinking ship.
What makes him A Dad: His two sons, Michael and Sean.
Why he falls short of being the Moistest Dad: How the everloving fuck are you going to get moist when you're climbing up the mast to get away from the water? And you think you're cute asking for a bigger boat, but am I the only one who sees that that means that there's just more stuff between you and the moisture?!
Despite his best efforts, Martin Brody gets really really moist, but he loses a spot or two because he keeps acting like an ungrateful, resentful, dry dad.
Keep following this space to see where the countdown ends up, and comment below to tell us your favorite moist dad movies! #3 tomorrow!